Why America Is Great–From a Mobile Groomer’s POV.

10. Gas is STILL cheap. Don’t be emotional, just crunch the numbers.

9. ANYONE can have health care (even illegals). I know, it’s not PC to state the obvious, but anyone will be treated in an ER and most citizens can afford a cheap major medical policy.

8. Western movies. We’ve got the good ones. Seen Tombstone? Yep, we made it!

7. We know how to build stuff–the French can’t even figure out how to build a decent car.

6. America led the way to abolish slavery… Can I get an amen?

5. We can practice any religion we want.

4. We are so rich that mobile grooming actually exists!

3. We have more to look at than just sand.

2. We are the gentle giant. If we wanted to rule the world,we would.

1. The barbecue. Now get out there and enjoy the day!

-Patrick